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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:05
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why do I want to give up on men?
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Next, they tried...
No go.
More studies show diet and nutrition are important in fighting cancer - WTOP
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
No way
Just Forget it!
Ground beef sold at Whole Foods might be contaminated with E. coli, USDA warns - CNN
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
After delay, man accused of killing Jonathan Joss released from jail - San Antonio Express-News
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Column | We asked an oncologist: Should we worry about endocrine disruptors? - The Washington Post
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Rare ‘Einstein zig-zag’ sheds light on universe’s hidden forces - The Brighter Side of News
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Cruz getting his mojo back as Bucs' bats pull out all the stops in sweep - MLB.com
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
South Florida-based Silver Airways shuts down, stranding travelers - Sun Sentinel
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
New rabies cases detected in SLO County. How to avoid deadly disease - San Luis Obispo Tribune
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
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